Jack: Aw, there's a toilet in there!!

Michael: It's a bathroom??

Ryan: Why is that a scary statement? OH NO SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN TO FLUSH

Ryan: THERE'S A FLOATER

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via asian)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

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Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life. ― Billie Joe Armstrong

Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life. ― Billie Joe Armstrong

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